I love my mom. I love my daughter. I love my friends. But I do NOT love Big Brother. Not one tiny little bit! If it were up to me, the show would be canceled. Normally I would not be that evil, because if someone I know likes a show, I wouldn't wish it canceled, but Big Brother is a whole different story. It takes over everything!
This season my mom got the live feed. I don't see her unless she needs to eat! She hides in her room like a bear in a cave, which isn't a bad thing on its own, but then she feels the need to share it with me.
I probably hate Big Brother more than anyone in this country, world even. So why is it that I know Ragan is a whiny bitch who threatens innocent kids in Africa, or that Brendon and Rachel had a showmance? I know the entire cast, which person has watched past seasons and which one applied every year. I know who cheats, and who opened Pandora's box.
Do I want this knowledge? No. Have I voiced this? YES. Do people listen? NO! Day in and day out, I am force fed Big Brother information to the point where I want to scream.
What is it about this show that gets everyone so obsessed? I don't have people constantly telling me what happened on CSI or Young and the Restless. But apparently I wear a sign that says "Please tell me absolutely EVERYTHING that you know about Big Brother!" This sign is invisible, which is why I cannot destroy it.
Every day I hear "I know you don't want to hear this, but.." and I roll my eyes. Does anyone care? Evidently not.
I am thrilled that you have a show that so completely enthralls you, that's fantastic. But I don't go around telling you about the ins and outs of lolcats! So please, find another Big Brother fan, and discuss to your heart's content. Shouldn't be hard to find one!
Thank you, I feel better.
