On the Brink of a Teenage Seizure

Okay, so when I was a teenager I had a zillion crushes. I am known to some friends as the girl who was always obsessing over some guy(s), totally boy crazy. I graduated ten years ago, and for the most part, I grew up.

Over the last year or two I have started crushing again. I have two major crushes going right now: Zac Efron (don't judge me!) and Josh Ramsay. The latter is lead singer to Marianas Trench, a Canadian band. I first fell for him when I saw him on Video on Trial, a Much Music show about celebrities (usually comedians but occasionally singers) who critique music videos. It is quite funny, and Josh tore apart his own video. I loved his sense of humor, which is evident in all his videos, and he is a little cutie.

In February the band performed near me during the winter Olympics, and I just about died! He was all

and I was all

He let all the girls in the front touch his sexai bodeh, and I think I sweated jealous juice. I tried to send hate vibes so they would all die, but as far as I know it didn't work. Biznitches.

So anyway, he is--er.. I mean "they are" playing here again tomorrow, and I don't think I can contain myself! Montana has been viciously ill, so I'm praying to the pity gods that she will be well enough to go.

20 hours from now I will be a puddle of vibrating teenage fantasies and he'll be all

Good times.